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Full Marks Hidden Marriage: Pick Up a Son, Get a Free Husband
by Jiong Jiong You Yao
After five years, Ning Xi returned to the place that had pushed her away — home. With a sister who turned her parents against her and made her childhood sweetheart betray her, the odds seemed grey.However, five years abroad had changed her, and she came home to fulfil her childhood dream of becoming an actress. Despite her evil sister still out to get her, tables will be turned. One day, after falling into one of her sister's schemes, she saves an adorable kid and found herself staying at his ho…
Level up Zombie
by JKSManga
Zain Talen, your average college slacker, was busy skipping class to go play a new video game he had just bought, when a strange woman came running his way. Before he could get out of the way she collided with him. Quickly picking herself up she ran away leaving behind a pendant. Without knowing where she went Zain pocketed it and decided to look for her after his gaming session. During his binge, he heard it.*Bang*Bang*BangHis door was assaulted with the banging of someone who sounded desperate…
After Transmigration, I Picked Up A Husband and Daughter
by KoiLuna
An unexpected transmigration and upon opening her eyes, she encountered a sleazy man trying to take advantage. Considering Su Yu was the heir of medical studies, proficient in multiple martial arts. How could she endure such a great shame? Just as she was about to show some of her moves, someone heroically came to her rescue, though he was somewhat disabled, his good looks were undeniable.With nowhere else to go, Su Yu naturally had to offer herself in return. It was just a limp, and it happened…
Level Up Legacy
by MellowGuy
[You Leveled Up!][You have learned a new rune.]Arthur Silvera's world just glitched. His mysterious new 'Legacy' is transforming him – a nobody – into the ultimate stat-absorbing, rune-crafting powerhouse. But is this power a gift... or an unmanageable curse?In a world of magic-infused tech, Arthur must master his abilities to survive. Monstrous dungeons, mech-powered guilds, and realms beyond imagining await… but with a Legacy this broken, the whole system might just come crashing down around h…
Wait! How Did The Stray Dog I Picked Up Turn Into A Man?!
by Byul_Byre
Micheal has had the worst luck ever since he was born. And that bad luck seemed to follow him even till adulthood. What could someone who was in his early 30s hope to accomplish when nothing ever seemed to be going well for him?He hated everyone and everything. He felt betrayed and hated by the universe itself. But even as he sought to end his own miserable life, he still took compassion on the wounded stray dog he found on the roadside and took it home.But who would’ve thought he would find a g…
My Pick Up Artist System
by SamsaraWithWords
"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then, a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..."[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]"You’re forcing me to die!” Facing annihilation, I saw no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists, and from that day forward, my boring student life became filled with craziness a…
Picking Up Attributes From Today
by Panda Reunion
In Heaven's Vault Continent, Colossal Dragons, Titans, Beast People, Fairies, Magical Beasts, and other races reign supreme!Humans are treated like slaves and lowlifes, while Dragon People act all high and mighty and consider themselves nobility!However, a new addition will rock the boat and overturn the status quo!His name is Meng Lei, and he is a human from Earth that transmigrated to become a... villager! Or so he thought, as he had yet to unlock The Most Powerful Pickup System!"Ding! Dropped…
Picked Up A Husband For Farming
by Wuxia
The miracle doctor, Xu Qing, accidentally fell into the water and died. When she opened her eyes again, she found herself having transmigrated into a farming novel. Then, she felt excruciating pain in the lower half of her body. Xu Qing looked down in disbelief. As a thirty-year-old unmarried single woman, she was in the midst of giving birth to a child! Staring at the three babies who were barely breathing, Xu Qing almost went mad. Why did she suddenly become a mother of three? Her father excla…
The Wife I Picked Up Is Too Fierce
by Waiting For The Wind
When Feng Qing was born, she was sold to a couple from the mountains due to the hospital’s negligence . Sixteen years later, her biological parents brought her home from a small mountain village, she thought her life would better, but it did not. Not only did she not get love from her parents, her substitute sister made her blind. In the end, her parents married her off to an old man in his fifties. On her wedding day, Feng Qing escaped from the hotel with strings of bodyguards chasing after her…
Level Up: Voidwalker
by NegansPalace
In a world where ancient magic has been resurrected. Atlas, an orphan from Earth, finds himself transmigrated into the body of a child and possesses the rare Void Magic. Harboring such power, he’ll walk the path of becoming stronger and stand free in the sky above all existence!The tale of the Legendary Void Walker is about to begin!Super Gift = three extra chapters.
Picking Up Beautiful Girls In The Post-Apocalyptic World!
by D_RegalInsomniac
What do you do when you're a loser who is suddenly called the saviour of the world!? You use it as an opportunity to take charge of your own life while picking up cute girls along the way!Han Luo is just that kind of person, a perverted loser who is suddenly told he is the saviour of the world."what do you mean I'm the only one!? cant you see I'm a loser!?""If you want to kill me then you are going to have to work for it! My life isn't that cheap!"Join Han Luo on his journey through the post-apo…
Level Up in Martial World
by Aurelius_Imperator
#168 in popular in all-time.-----Lu Zhen, celebrating his new job at a prestigious company as a computer programmer, got extremely drunk, and the next thing he knew, he had crossed over to the martial world. Luckily for him, he had also obtained the unbelievable [Level up] system.[You have overeaten.][You acquired the Gluttony skill.][You have slashed a saber 100,000 times.][Saber mastery has reached level 10. It is evolving into....][You have reached the limits of your body's potential.][Your c…
Forest Ranger, starting from Picking Up a Lynx Girl
by Cold Tofu Jelly
After successfully graduating with a master's degree and passing the civil service exam, Chen Ying returns to his hometown's Forestry Bureau to become a wildlife rescuer.He thought his daily work would just involve saving animals and petting all sorts of furry creatures, but ever since he saved a leopard and her two cubs, his life has become incredibly busy.No one told him that the leopard's best friend was a giant panda!And that giant panda was pregnant with twins and couldn't eat bamboo becaus…
Cultivation starts with picking up attributes
by Ryuma_sama
Tian Shen was your average unordinary guy—living a monotonous life. One day, fate (or rather, Truck-kun) decided to grant his wish… by sending him flying into another world at 120 km/h.When he woke up again, he found himself in the body of an outer disciple of the Beast Taming Sect. His talent? Nonexistent. His reputation? Of a molester’s. Just when he thought he was doomed to be cannon fodder, a golden screen appeared before him.『Ding! Congratulations, Host! You have activated the Attribute Sys…
After My Divorce I Picked Up the Richest Boss in the World
by Ah Du
Jiang Zhi was a good person in her past life. She was so good that she was placed on a pedestal and married a scumbag for the sake of her family's fate. It was a painful life, but in the end, her family still felt that she did not do well enough.When given a chance to start over, Jiang Zhi expressed that she would reject emotional blackmail and choose her own fate!Hence…Father Jiang, "Your husband likes to watch beautiful women dance. Do you want to go get lessons?"Jiang Zhi smiled and nodded. T…
Cultivating by picking up attributes, I accumulate my strength!
by Imperial Master of the Ming Dynasty
Han Ye crossed into the world of a fantasy cultivation epoch, transmigrating into a tenant farmer in Langlang Village. Believing he was doomed to live his life in toil and hardship, he accidentally awakened a destiny called "Accumulated Attributes Released at Once"."Accumulated Attributes Released at Once": Not unlike how constant dripping wears away a stone, or how hard frost forms at three feet not overnight, it allows one to accumulate the attributes of others. Remaining quiet until the momen…
The Supreme Level Up System
by ExSoldierLv99
Our discord channel: https://discord.gg/bd9aDdEeQKA journey through space and time... a lost soul that will find the answers about the past of a world and the mysteries of an ancient war.When Adam finished his turn and then was preparing to go home after several hours of work, his team received a fire alert. He didn't expect that he would die following his father's footsteps, but fate had something else in store for him.Adam died, but he was reincarnated in another world as Aion Kresnik, with hi…
Wolf you Up ! (BL)
by JustL89
[OMEGAVERSE - WEREWOLF - R18]What happens when an unusually strong omega meets a strangely weak alpha? Eden is the son of the most powerful and courageous alpha in the history of Bloodhood pack, Silver. He has the intelligence, speed, and charisma of a leader, but there it is! Eden is an omega. As tradition requires, only an alpha can lead the pack. One night, Eden meets his fate mate, Glen. He is the first son of Red Creek's alpha and a mysteriously weak werewolf. But that was before a magic sy…
Picking Up Fragments
by magesword
This story is a thrilling tale that plunges readers into the world of online gaming, where virtual realms hold secrets beyond imagination. Jiang Siming, an ordinary gamer, stumbles upon a remarkable phenomenon within the popular game, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds (PUBG). Unlike his peers, he uncovers vibrant, multicolored fragments scattered throughout the game world.What sets Jiang apart is his keen eye and determination to unravel the mystery behind these fragments. As he delves deeper into t…
Picking Up a Gorgeous CEO for a Wife
by Wind Traceless
On a dark and windy night, the legendary military hero Qin Yu found a stunningly beautiful and drunk CEO. From then on, Qin Yu's life was completely transformed...